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                  1.你走在路上，一母狗扑向你从你的脚上咬了一块肉，迅速吞下去，你伸脚正要踢它的时候，狗含着泪说：你打吧，反正我肚里已经有了你的骨肉！
2.一女奇丑，嫁不出去，希望被拐卖。终于梦想成真，却半月卖不出去。绑匪将其送回，她坚决不下车，绑匪咬牙一跺脚：走 ，车不要了
3.久别的姑姑从远方回来，第一次看到宝宝，连忙蹲下身：“哟，这就是宝宝吧，告诉姑姑几岁了？”宝宝答：“三岁。”姑姑道：“长得真快，就要跟桌子一样高了。”其其歪着脑袋想想，问道：“妈妈，桌子几岁了？”4.一大学生被敌人抓了，敌人把他绑在了电线杆上，然后问他：说，你是哪里的？不说就电死你！大学生回了敌人一句话，结果被电死了，他说：我是电大的！5.一美女穿着胸前有 “99”字样的上衣，老外想称赞她，可又忘了中文 “9”怎么说，于是老外对小姐说：“小姐，你的两个‘nine、 nine’好漂亮啊！”
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7.岂有此理     医院的产房外,一群男子正在等着就任新爸爸.一位护士从产房匆匆走出,对其中一位说道:"祝贺你,你太太生了!"     另外一位男子把烟蒂掷在地上,跳起来喊道:"岂有此理!我比他先到的,为什么还没轮到我?"
8.弄巧成拙     酒吧里，乔治独自在喝着啤酒。他突然觉得自己要去洗手间，他怕离开后有人偷喝他的啤酒，便在桌上写了一张纸条：“我在杯中吐了口水。”他回来后，发现纸上又加了一句：“我也吐了一口。”。。。

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